Girlfriend Application Form (joking around .. also see Holly's BF app form ;)):
- Mental volatileness / instability like opening a washing machine during the spin cycle.
- Living for the moment; no future for you, stay the lazy ass you always were.
- Thin like a stick.
- Cleaning fetish.
- Not getting the fact I am a self-employed, full-time programmer.
- Giving a fuck about music
- Mad (read: mad, NOT "crazy").
- Got some brains (of your own).
- At least have a single clue whats gonna happen in your life (read: passion).
- Chubbyness. I like something I can get a grip on - xylophone is a no-go.
- Age-wise: Between 20 and 40.
- Proper body hygiene.
- Has a particularely distinctive music taste (no matter if it actually matches mine; as long as it aint just plain "Chart Music" crap)
- There is more in sex than just plain-vanilla (ie. enhanced sexuality).
.. send the answers to me or comment in here; comments are published publicy thou.
- do you smoke? if so, what and how often?
- do you have any .. different than usual .. eating habits (like vegetarian, pescetarian, don't like fish ..)?
- are ye good with cats around?
- any particular fetish?
- what are your political / religious opinions?
- where are you from?
- do you feel uncomfortable at specific sites / locations?
- do you mind massaging me back when I've massaged you?